Farm fresh eggs come and get them

Welcome to our backyard, bar and grill

Not in jail, not in the hospital, not in the grave thank God for another day

Don’t steal the government hates competition

Calm the flock down, funny garage art

Peppers what you do today could burn your ass tomorrow

Live like someone left the gate open

No dickheads, please respect our policy of no dickhead

Did you know that dammit I’m mad spelled backwards is dammit I’m mad

Sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints

Sometimes I talk to myself and then we both laugh

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can change the ending

I don’t know where you got your opinion, but I hope you kept the receipt

It’s not a party till the redhead shows up

The quack shack, welcome mother Duckers

Not responsible for injuries or accidents

Smile your on camera.

Arguing with a woman can get you arrested so remain silent

Danger keep a safe distance, mentally unstable and not fully medicated

Let the sun shine in garage patio

Don’t blame others for the roads you’re own that’s your own asphalt

MAN CAVE. Volkswagen beetle with luggage rack on top

Live today like you’re getting fried tomorrow